Stephen Colbert Criticizes Trump for Attacking Germany

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Stephen Colbert said, “I’m not ready to say in which our president is usually a Russian agent, although I have an agent — in addition to he doesn’t do as much for me as Trump does for Russia.”CreditCBS

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‘Contentious’

President Trump began his trip to Europe by issuing broadside attacks against NATO in general in addition to Germany specifically. Trump suggested in which Germany’s reliance on Russia for much of its natural gas meant in which was “totally controlled by Russia.” (Read our fact-check here.)

On “The Late Show,” Stephen Colbert lamented the president’s remarks, although he didn’t sound surprised.

“As The brand-new York Times put in which, ‘Mr. Trump kicked off his meetings on a contentious note.’ Contentious is usually his only note! He’s a human air horn.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Colbert said in which Trump seemed to be using his claims about Germany to distract via his own relationship with the Kremlin.

“at This kind of point, I’m not ready to say in which our president is usually a Russian agent, although I have an agent — in addition to he doesn’t do as much for me as Trump does for Russia.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Colbert also touched on the latest news about Trump’s dealings with North Korea. Reports emerged on Wednesday about the meeting in which Secretary of State Mike Pompeo had with North Korean diplomats last week — in addition to the details didn’t sound promising.

“We’re getting reports in which ‘Pompeo’s North Korea meeting went “as badly as in which could have gone.”’ I’m not surprised — sometimes the second date is usually rough. You go back to his place, you find out in which’s full of executed relatives, or worse: Limp Bizkit CDs.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, quoting via a CNN report

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